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           UNIVERSITY ENTRANCE EXAM          SEC FOOTBALL PLAYER VERSION            (Time Limit: 3 Weeks)1. What language is spoken in France?2. Give a dissertation on the ancient   Babylonian Empire with particular   reference to architecture, literature,   law and social conditions   -OR-   give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to:   (a) build a bridge   (b) sail the ocean   (c) lead an army or   (d) WRITE A PLAY4. What religion is the Pope? (please check   only one answer)   (a) Jewish   (b) Catholic   (c) Hindu   (d) Polish   (e) Agnostic5. Metric conversion. How many feet is   0.0 meters?6. What time is it when the big hand is   on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?7. How many commandments was Moses given?   (approximately)8. What are people in America's far north   called?(a) Westerners(b) Southerners(c) Northerners9. Spell -- Bush, Carter and Clinton10. Six kings of England have been called    George, the last one being George the    Sixth. Name the previous five.11. Where does rain come from?     (a) Macy's     (b) a 7-11     (c) Canada     (d) the sky12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory    of Relativity?     (a) yes     (b) no13. What are coat hangers used for?14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National    Anthem for what country?15. Explain Le Chatelier's Principle of    Dynamic Equilibrium     -OR-     spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.16. Where is the basement in a three story    building located?17. Which part of America produces the    most oranges?     (a) New York     (b) Florida     (c) Canada     (d) Wisconsin18. Advanced math.    If you have three apples how many apples    do you have?19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.)    stand for?*You must answer three or more questionscorrectly to qualify*
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