Mom would never sayThings Mom Would Never Say
 
 - "How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?" 
 
  - "Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too" 
 
  - "Just leave all the lights on ... it makes the house look more cheery" 
 
  - "Let me smell that shirt -- Yeah, it's good for another week" 
 
  - "Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day" 
 
  - "Well, if Timmy's mom says it's OK, that's good enough for me." 
 
  - "The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here." 
 
  - "I don't have a tissue with me ... just use your sleeve" 
 
  - "Don't bother wearing a jacket - the wind-chill is bound to improve" 
 
   
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